people with small boobs can sleep on their stomachs so who’s the real winner here
"babe im getting my nails done tomorrow. theyre going to be acrylic."
"please scratch my back all night."
this man is totally using me for back scratches
thats all im good for apparently
when u stand up on ur period
BUT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THIS PIC IM WORRIED
drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs
He looks like he’s followed all that advice.
Seven Deadly Sins of public transport
What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you’re the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you.
and maybe people with schizophrenia don’t have an assertive soul so all of the souls are fighting to take over
both of you write a book together